Why do math teachers love hiking?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How much does freedom weigh?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?