Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?