Why did the turtle cross the road?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which state has the best streets?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?