What do you call a short cow?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?