What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Which elf is the best singer?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?