Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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