Why did the elk have great hair?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?