What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?