What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It's Crowded!
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
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