When should you stop for a glow worm?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?