Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why are trees always so positive?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call stolen cheese?