What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
A book just fell on my head.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are fish such good architects?
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