What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the fish blush?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Which dog belongs in a band?