How does a squid go into battle?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What sports are both plant-based?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?