How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the math book sad?

It's allergy season again?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?