Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's a henway?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?