Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Where do cats go on vacation?