Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do cats wear to work?

Why are fish such good architects?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's a forklift?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What car can't keep a secret?