What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you give a sick pig?