What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What insect runs away from everything?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?