What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How long will dinner be?