Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which music festival was full of lumber?