What animal likes to party the most?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?