Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?