What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
I'm not a bad putter.
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