What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Who invented fractions?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?