Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?