Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
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