What are the strongest days of the week?

What's a forklift?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?