What season begins with a thud?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?