What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

I broke my finger!

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a famous turtle?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?