Guitarists are so stressed out.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where does breakfast live?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why is golf harder than baseball?