What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?