What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do trees hate going to school?