What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which bird would make a great farmer?