Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's a bear's favorite movie?