What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did one angel say to the other angel?