What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How do football players deal with their problems?