What game does pasta always play at recess?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call two birds stuck together?