What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.