Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the broom late for school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
A book just fell on my head.
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