What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where do chips wear socks?