Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?