What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What fairy loves to count?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
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