What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do insects learn at school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
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