What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
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