What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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