Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

People are so hard on car mechanics.