What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are baseball games at night?
What style of music weighs the most?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
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