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How does a squid go into battle?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?