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What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

When do mice play every day?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is the emptiest holiday?