What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a flying police officer?
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