What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How many insurance policies do cats need?