What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What fish only swims at night?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?