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What do trees say when autumn comes?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a forklift?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?