What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's the politest month?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?