Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why is winter considered holy?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do Scottish toads play?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?