What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?