Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?