OK, that's enough fish puns.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

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Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?