Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?