Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was the mime upset?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?