What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?