What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why is the beach so confident?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?