Why do cats always get what they want?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What's E.T. short for?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How are teens like cats?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which is the worst season?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?