What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?