Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?