What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?