What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?