Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
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