Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which president loved to take baths?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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