Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?