Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
A book just fell on my head.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What country has the most fish?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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