What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?