What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
A dwarf hamster.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the frog starve?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are fish such good architects?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
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