Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

How much money does a skunk have?

What was the first animal in space?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?