What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?