Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What country has the most fish?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
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