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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

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Why are baseball games at night?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

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