Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What is the coolest country?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which state is the cleanest?
How do fleas travel?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What are baby potatoes called?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
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