How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
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