What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do cows go on vacation?