Why did the body of water think so much?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Bears love exotic cars.