How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?