What do goats and moms have in common?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Which relative loves rice?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?