What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How do frogs get to work?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a priest's favorite food?