Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?