Why is heaven always so tidy?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's a bee's favorite novel?