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How long do chickens work?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do cows like to dance to?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How does a taco bless the table?

What type of bat doesn't fly?