Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the airline worker name her child?
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