Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?