What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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