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What's the perfect job for a cow?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?