Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

How can you make 7 even?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?