What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What siblings are always sad?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call an artistic dog?
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