What does an attorney say when getting married?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why was the bee sad?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the baby cookie cry?