What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

How do you cut the ocean in two?