What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How long do chickens work?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?