What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
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