Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
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