Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?