Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?