Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the dog overweight?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
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