How does dinner smell?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?