What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

How did the pirate call his mother?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What school subject really rocks?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?