What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
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