Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is the smallest lion?

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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?