How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How long will dinner be?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?