Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What sports are both plant-based?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?