How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where does the president keep his razor?
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