How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
How do you arrest a pig?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are bakers so good at math?
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