How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
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What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do insects learn at school?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
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