What fish only swims at night?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a watch's eldest relative?