How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which fly makes films?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
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