Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
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