Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What animals make the best students?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the emptiest holiday?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the holiest insect?
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