Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are the mountains so tired?
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