Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?