Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?