What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the fish blush?