What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a household of counselors?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
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