Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the frog starve?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?