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Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?