What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's black and white and red all over?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are cars magic?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
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