What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
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