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With a pumpkin patch!
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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which animal will never go bald?
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