How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
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