How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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