How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do cats wear to work?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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