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What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

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Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the calf play in the school band?

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Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What animal could Noah not trust?