What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What animal likes to party the most?