What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?