What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
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