Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?