What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Where does food go to take a nap?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the echo get detention?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?