What animals make the best students?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?