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What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do math teachers love March?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why are puppies so flexible?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.