What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?