Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?