What vegetables make the best music?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?