Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What is the coolest country?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?