Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?