What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Do dads always snore?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a small mom?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?