What is a table you can eat?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?