What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?